THEN BOY DO WE HAVE THE TRACK OF PROGRAMMING FOR YOU!
The Dragon Con Science Track has brought you the people who turn science fiction into science fact for over a hundred years!*
So just grab a body – yours or someone else’s, living or dead – drag it on down and donate it to the Dragon Con Science Track for a few hours; we’ll handle it from there.
You love it, you need it, shout it out loud,
Because without us, you’d still be living in caves.
*This is approximate to within an order of magnitude.