Are you fascinated by the realworld potential of nanotechnology, genetic engineering and cutting-edge physics? Have you ever secretly harbored desires for global domination and the ruthless yet stylish elimination of all who dare oppose you? Do you wonder why – in the 21st frakkin’ century – you STILL don’t have a flying car, robot butler or ray-gun?
THEN BOY DO WE HAVE THE TRACK OF PROGRAMMING FOR YOU!
The Dragon Con Science Track has brought you the people who turn science fiction into science fact for over a hundred years!*
So just grab a body – yours or someone else’s, living or dead – drag it on down and donate it to the Dragon Con Science Track for a few hours; we’ll handle it from there.
You love it, you need it, shout it out loud,
Because without us, you’d still be living in caves.
*This is approximate to within an order of magnitude.