SCIENCE!

The final frontier.

These are the voyages, no, wait, that’s someone else’s schtick.

(ahem)

Are you fascinated by the realworld potential of nanotechnology, genetic engineering and quantum physics? Have you ever secretly harbored desires for global domination and the ruthless yet stylish elimination of all who dare oppose you? Do you enjoy lewd spectacles of wanton depravity and mind-numbing mayhem?

THEN BOY DO WE HAVE THE TRACK OF PROGRAMMING FOR *YOU*!

This year, the SCIENCE TRACK brings you genetic engineers, forensic detectives, weapons specialists, Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow, big explosions, particle physicists, decapitated frozen heads, wanna-be SuperVillains, and of course the folks who make our booze; precious, precious booze. Plus some amusing and potentially lethal lunatics.

Just grab a body, yours or someone else’s, living or dead, drag it on down and donate it to the DragonCon SCIENCE TRACK for a few hours; we’ll handle it from there.

“We’re scientists, and YOU are in good hands.”